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Post by Emowitchfan on Jul 21, 2007 1:37:20 GMT -6
Luke, Cloud and Edward exchanged glances, "HE STARTED IT!" they all shouted at once. Just then, a boy appeared on the table, "Enough of this!" he shouted. He adjusted the headband on his head and looked at them. "What the hell are you!?" asked Luke.
"I am Toshiro Akisaka! Ninja of The Village Hidden in the Clouds! I was doing my grocery shopping and I heard you shouting!" said the ninja.
"Oh, by the way....I didn't want to have you. Yeah, you were an accident." said the father. "Just thought you should know." he added. The boy ran over to the cow and wept on it's corpse.
"What the hell is that boy doing on the cow?" asked someone staring out the walmart window.
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Post by kitty on Jul 21, 2007 1:46:02 GMT -6
"I heard the same thing." Rage admitted with an exasperated sigh, agreeing with Toshiro. She then took a quick glance around the room, realizing she was the only girl in the remote area although it didn't seem to bother her. "So.. who wants pizza!?" She asked, randomly pulling out an arm with a cell phone grasped between its fingers.
"I thik he's trying to make love to the cow.." Commented a shopper with his eyes widened
"Young wipper snappers can't keep their dang pants on!" Shouted an old-timer with a cane
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Post by Emowitchfan on Jul 21, 2007 1:49:42 GMT -6
Luke, Cloud and Edward all looked horribly shocked. Toshiro looked happy! "Yeah! I want pizza!" he said nodding. Luke, Cloud and Ed just stared at Toshiro, then looked at Rage, "Yeah, let's get some pizza." he said.
Just then, Chuck Norris walked in and roundhouse kicked the the old-timer with the cane. "THE GOOD CHUCK GIVETH AND THE GOOD CHUCK TAKETH AWAY!" he shouted before flying away.
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Post by kitty on Jul 21, 2007 2:06:01 GMT -6
[[HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA XDD]]
"Alright then" Rage said with an innocent grin on her face as she ripped the active phone out of the dead arm's grasp before dialing the local Pizza dealer(XD) and ordering about twenty extra large pizzas with a variety of toppings. "Alright problem solved" she said, shutting the hpone off before throwing it and the ripped off limb off in a random direction.
A Chuck Norris Look-alike walked over to the boy crying in anguish over the cow's death, "Little boy why are you crying?" He inquired
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Post by Emowitchfan on Jul 21, 2007 2:08:52 GMT -6
"You know...I also carry one of those!" said Toshiro. "A cell-phone?" asked Luke. "No! A severed limb!" said Toshiro grinning. Cloud threw up.
"The cow died! AND I TOUCH MYSELF AT NIGHT!" shouted the little boy.
"Told you that you were a bad mother." said the father of the child, hearing what the boy said. "DAMMIT WOMAN! CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT!?" he shouted, bitch-slapping her.
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Post by kitty on Jul 21, 2007 16:31:17 GMT -6
'Why would you carry one of those around?" Rage asked, arching one of her eyebrows as she shot Toshiro an odd stare before shaking the thought from her mind, "Nevermind don't answer that, I found the one I had. Oh and the Pizza lady.. I mean man said that it would be about thrity minutes for it to be delivered."
A frown crossed over the Chuck Norris' face as he knelt down to be more eye level with the boy, "You what!?" Abruptly a clenched fist appeared from within his beard and hit the boy in the face. "Touching yourself is a crime!!!"
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Post by Emowitchfan on Jul 22, 2007 21:30:59 GMT -6
Toshiro turned his gaze to Luke and Ed, who in return waved nervously at him. "Riiiiiight...." they said in unison. Toshiro grinned and said, "I can't wait for the pizza." Cloud decided to walk over to a window and look out it, "I wonder if they have anything to drink..." he mumbled. "But you're not even above drinking age!" said Luke. ".......so?" asked Cloud.
The boy flew four-hundred feet backward and got hit by a semi, splattering him all over the road.
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Post by Vulpes on Mar 2, 2008 3:37:43 GMT -6
((Oh, dude. I get so bored and read stuff. ...I laughedsohardicried reading this. xDDDDDDD))
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Post by luke on Dec 9, 2009 16:57:48 GMT -6
Holy shit...this was the greatest thing I've ever read. Lol...I miss this.
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